How does one receive an invitation to the White House for Christmas dinner? Does it come in the mail or via telephone? I’d imagine it starts with “You’ve been cordially invited…”
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How does one receive an invitation to the White House for Christmas dinner? Does it come in the mail or via telephone? I’d imagine it starts with “You’ve been cordially invited…”
Weight | 0.5 oz |
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Dimensions | 1.125 × 1.125 × 3 in |
Characteristic | Glitter |
Color | Blue |
Swaying in your man’s arms as the jukebox fills your favorite dive bar with the sound of Elvis Presley's voice. There’s no way anyone could feel sad in this holiday blue.
The grass conforms to your bodies like memory foam. Hand in hand you lie together staring at the moon sharing your hopes and dreams.
It’s been three months. You’re both feeling it, but you’re too scared to say it. Just when you’re about to surrender he jumps first. Fall in love in this romantic red.
“All done!” you used to shout to Grandpa, proud that you’d poured all the eggnog without a spill. He’d look down at you with a smile and remind you, “Don’t forget the Nutmeg.”
Laying in bed, late at night and he sends you those four infamous words “send me a pic”
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